can-you-just-be-kissing-me-now:

Hans: Oh Anna if only there was someone who loved you *pulls away*

Mum: HANS YOU BASTARD

Me: Mum there are small children!

Mum: I DON’T GIVE A SHIT THAT BASTARD HAS CONDEMNED HER TO DEATH!

Me: Mum seriously!

Mum: HANS YOU LITTLE SHIT I KNEW YOU WERE BAD FROM THE BEGINNING!

Me: *Sighs*

I suddenly see him standing there, a beautiful stranger, tall and fair.

Oh my I love this ♡

(Source: desired-paradise)

tyleroakley:

Patton Oswalt wins the Internet.

(Source: tyleroakley)